when u make a joke only u and ur friend get
Haven’t seen my boyfriend in four days, he’s leaving town for a week in seven hours, I lost a lot of blood today at the the rheumatologist appointment and now I have a headache I’ve been waiting for him to come over for several hours since I can’t drive
I have several other things I could and should be doing right now and waiting for his slacker ass is not fucking one of them.
In twenty minutes, I’m going to bed. I don’t give a damn if I see him by then or not, I have got to go to bed.